Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Dear Prostitute...


Dear ageless prostitute, who will always look about eighty years old,

Despite trying to hide your partially crushed can of Hamms inside your less-than-ample bosom - I can see part of one nipple, by the way - I can still tell you're a drunk prostitute.

Thanks for trying to hide it from my kid though.

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